What’s Desmond Reading?
Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand.
The benignly-neglected online home of writer Desmond Warzel
An early story of mine that has been unavailable for some time has reemerged from the darkness and been made available once more in Vampires, Zombies, and Ghosts: Volume 2, edited by Laurie Axinn Gienap and Catherine Valenti and now out for the Kindle and in other electronic formats from Smoking Pen Press. My tale, “A Good Boy,” first appeared in the magazine Alternative Coordinates in 2009 and the e-anthology 31 Days of Halloween Horror in 2010. Both of those publications have vanished from the material realm, but “A Good Boy” lives on once more.
(Despite the anthology’s title, my story concerns neither a vampire, nor a zombie, nor a ghost. The title is indicative, not definitive.)
There are rumors of a print edition in the near future. Watch this space for updates as they happen.
(Particularly observant readers will have noticed that the presence of the modifier “Volume 2” suggests the existence of a first volume. There is. Why not check that out as well?)
My first publication of 2019 is finally at hand: The new anthology Lost and Found: Tales of Things Gone Missing, edited by Terri Karsten is now out from Wagonbridge Publishing. Fifty-seven authors tell tales of lost things: people, objects, memories. In my case, it’s a forgotten computer password that incites the difficulties which abound in my story “One Thing Leads to Your Mother.” The story first appeared in Unidentified Funny Objects 2 in 2013, but I’m happy to share it anew with a fresh audience. Do check it out, if you like.
Stuff I read in 2018. I did a little better this year (depending on one’s opinion of the quality of my choices in reading material.)
I make a habit of visiting the annual Friends of the Library used-book sale in Oil City, PA, each July. This year, I ended up buying about fifty books, but when I got them home I put them aside and only just now have I gone through them.
Part of the fun is the detritus that often shows up in a random selection of old books. Two years ago, mixed in with my purchases from the 2016 edition of this very same book sale, attentive readers will recall that a found a plane ticket, a couple of lottery tickets, and a photo of an unknown couple.
Last year’s sale was unproductive in this vein, but there was some small pay dirt this year. In a copy of Falling Free by Lois McMaster Bujold, I found the following quite yellowed file card.
“Falling Free Lois McMaster Bujold
“Baen 1998 Read May 94
“Very readable–my kind of story.
“Bionic mutants 1000 strong are created by some corporation for freefall space work but become obsolete by techno advances–company policy is to kill them (are not legally human–are bio constructs). Have 4 arms and no legs (no gravity–don’t need legs)–are saved by engineer type).
“Cannot get over 4 legs [sic] 8.0 Possible top 100.”
I don’t know what possessed my cross-temporal correspondent to make such extensive notes. I wonder if he or she did this for every book, and to what end? It seems like the sort of thing I would have tried, but lost interest in after a few books. I hope you got whatever you needed out of this meticulous practice. I recently read my first Bujold earlier this year and quite enjoyed it; I was already looking forward to reading Falling Free, and your crosstime recommendation has only enhanced my anticipation.
It hasn’t been a banner year for story publications for me thus far; not in terms of absolute numbers, and certainly not in terms of word count. My longest story was “Look for the Union Label” at two thousand words and change, and “Scorn Not the Least” weighed in at an even thousand. (Info on both pieces can be found in previous blog posts.)
But there’s light at the end of the tunnel: two new publications to announce.
And they total six hundred and six words between them.
Nevertheless, every little bit counts. So here we go. “Human Wheels Spin Round and Round” appears in Tales from the Canyons of the Damned: No. 27, edited by Daniel Arthur Smith. It’s a brief (506-word) look at self-driving cars, but there are several other nifty stories included for your reading pleasure.
Additionally, a drabble of mine (a drabble is a short story of exactly one hundred words) has just appeared online. “Strung Out in Alientown,” a story of chocolate and poor self-control, is up at Martian: The Magazine of Science Fiction Drabbles. This one appeared in a print magazine called The Drabbler in 2009, but plenty of time has passed and I’m happy to present it to a wider audience.
Another announcement (that makes three for this year, which approaches some sort of record, I think):
My story’s title was inspired by the identically-titled poem, written by Saint Robert Southwell in 1595. This was Southwell’s attempt to give the small and meek creatures of the world their due. Needless to say, I interpreted the title a little differently.
As part of its “Flashback Friday” feature, Escape Pod is rerunning its 2011 audio adaptation of my 2009 short story “On a Clear Day You Can See All the Way to Conspiracy,” with new commentary by publisher Alasdair Stuart. Partly based on a semi-true story! How can you resist? Check it out!
And I would be remiss if I didn’t point you to the Drabblecast‘s 2014 interpretation of that very same story. Compare and contrast! (The audio player is all the way at the bottom of the page.)
Just out from Cloaked Press: Spring Into Scifi: 2018 Edition.
Check out my piece, “Look for the Union Label,” wherein we explore the state of the android repair business in the mid-twenty-first century. It’s an attempt at humor. Successful? The world will have to decide. What am I actually making fun of in this story? Unions? Robots? Broadway shows? I’ve never been sure myself, but apparently it works. There are two reviews on Amazon as of this post, and they seemed to like it. Surely that’s good enough.
Stuff I read in 2017. That’s it.
I see it’s been a while since I’ve posted here. I’m not sure why. I’m not a blogger; this was only ever going to be a means of announcing story publications anyway. I’ll try to do better. At any rate, a few things have happened since last I emerged from hiding, and, for the benefit of this blog’s three readers. Here they are:
(N.B. All of this information, and all other publication info, is always available on the Bibliography tab of this here blog.)